All eyes on me

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This morning I woke with an odd feeling. As I got dressed I had the strange sensation I was being watched.
Sure enough 5 sets of eyes were staring at me.

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A family of deer stood perfectly still watching. As I aimed the camera they took off. A family of five tromped across my yard as calm as could be.

Roses make you Fat

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By the looks of the rabbit next to me I can only conclude that eating my roses makes one fat or he had too many chocolate easter eggs on delivery day.

How to piss off a bunny

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Just when the roses start to bud and young leaves grow cover the delicate plants with animal net and chicken wire.
Here’s to beautiful roses!

Channeling Keith Richards

This morning I awoken happy to finally have my washing machine repaired and looking forward to washing clothes.
Clothes are in the machine and will soon need a place to dry. You may remember how the line broke leaving all my wet clothes in the dirt.
So I climb the mesquite tree and start tying on the line.  Bees are very curious and distracted me enough I fell out of the tree my knee connecting with a hard rock.  I am fine a bruse and a bit of stiffness.  All I could think of was Keith richards..being a sensible woman i ran inside to hopefully find I only channeled falling out of a tree not his petrified looks. Assuring myself all was well I checked my knee a small scrape some swelling but not bad at all. I covered it with frankincense oil and ice.
The morning progressed clothes were hung to dry and I drive to the mail box where I open a warrent for my arrest from another state. My name was not correct but just as people interchange jack, jon, john, Juan it still needed to be investigated. I called the justice department who after asking for birthday and other personal information assured me it was not me and they would remove my address from the warrent. 
Well it’s just another day in the high desert.

Wash Day

Like everyone after a long trip I needed to wash clothes. Loaded up my brand new washer turned it on and water out every seam none in the tub.
No problem move all the clothes to Lil Adorable wash and rinse. Hang on the line go in for the last shirt. Clothesline broke all the clothes are in the dirt. No problem again. Spray them off with the hose and hang off the plastic laundry basket. Go out to check laundry and swarms of killer bees loving my laundry.
NOW THAT’S A PROBLEM.

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Walk’n my cow

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It is a lovely day in Ireland so…
I think I’ll walk my cow.

Irish Killer Kows

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Yes, there are killer kows in Ireland too. This one wanted to eat me. She kept circling my friend to get at me. I told the story at the pub that night but everyone said kows don’t eat meat. Ha! What do they know. ( actually they were dairy and sheep farmers)This one mooed and tracked me down. Here is her friend.

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I stayed by the car as my friend went back to take the picture. I am very brave when it comes to hungry killer kows.

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