What I learned today

And it is only noon.
1. You do not brush a horse in black yoga pants.
1.a. don’t brush a horse in the wind but this is windy season so break that rule.
2. If you drive 45 minutes to the hardware store the expert you want to talk to will be off and the ones working just don’t know.
3. When you leave the hardware store even if you loaded up on healthy organic I ternational food you will buy a hot dog from the vender. No way you can pass up a dog with hot mustard, mayo, jalapeños, cheese and extra sourkraught.
4. The vehicle that races to cut you off never fails to drive 10 miles below the speed limit.
5. When you finally get home all is forgotten and forgiven.

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